Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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