i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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