we have officially lost it.
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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