You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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