too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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