I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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