I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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