Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
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She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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