okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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