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dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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