I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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