Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I deserve this hangover.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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