dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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