okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
