Non-Jews are for practice
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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