Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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