Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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