I'm jealous of your bromance
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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