so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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