just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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