Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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