his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Fuck appropriateness.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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