You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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