I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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