Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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