Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Floor bacon is actually really good
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