Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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