why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Randomize