Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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