either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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