Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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