The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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