I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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