i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Come see our sink grown plant.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I party with great urgency now.
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