Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just pynch a tree in the face
I could have mohawked her pubes.
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she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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