Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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