Dual....:-)
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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