dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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