You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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