Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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