I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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