I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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