i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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