i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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