I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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