cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I could fuck to npr.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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