yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
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She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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