So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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