i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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