fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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