only you would photoshop your dick
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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